What females can do that males can't do...
(Based on the culture in the place where I belong, a 10 points rubbish I made myself)
1)
Girls hugging each other & holding hands in public:
= They are best friends... What a wonderful friendship...
Guys hugging each other & holding hands in public:
= Will be cursed for many generations for their public display of homosexuality.
2)
Saw a scene of lesbian couple "satisfying" each other:
= Have pity on them... : "What a waste for pretty girls to be lesbians...."
Saw a scene of gay couple "satisfying" each other:
= Awarded "The Most Obscene Sight of the Century" straightaway.
3)
A girl acting cute while posing for a photo shot:
= "Wow! You are so photogenic"
A guy acting cute while posing for a photo shot:
= Picture got deleted instantly..... Can't bear the eyesore.
4)
How about a girl becoming a housewife?
= A very noble act of self-sacrifice for the sake of her children.
How about a guy becoming a house"husband"?
= A very "noble" act of "self-sacrifice" by becoming the laughing stock of the community.
5)
A girl come to you in tears...
= "Oh dear! Please tell me what happened...Who dare to hurt such a princess?"
A guy come to you in tears...
= The image of Tanjung Rambutan is hovering your thoughts...
6)
Female rape/sexual abuse victim:
= Will be treated with up most sympathy & care by friends & family.
Male rape/sexual abuse victim:
= "Lu kena rogol ke atau lu yang rogol orang?"
7)
A girl accidentally entered a male toilet:
= "Nevermind, it's OK..."
A guy accidentally entered a female toilet:
= Loud screaming + Slap on the face + Hard lowblow kick on the balls @ "Nutcracker"
8)
When a girl asks for help (the type which actually she can do it by herself easily):
= The people around is really kind & helpful.
When a guy asks for help (the type which he seriously needs some help):
= !#$%^&*()@
9)
A wife wants to have sex with her husband:
= A very sweet romantic night.....
A husband wants to have sex with his wife:
= Ever heard of "suami rogol isteri" case?
10)
A man gets a woman out of deep trouble:
= A heroic act..."We must take care & protect them as they are gentle yet beautiful"
A woman saves a man's ass from deep shit:
= The man will have shits sticking on his ass even deeper after that.
