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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Why F can but M cannot?

What females can do that males can't do...
(Based on the culture in the place where I belong, a 10 points rubbish I made myself)

1)
Girls hugging each other & holding hands in public:
= They are best friends... What a wonderful friendship...
Guys hugging each other & holding hands in public:
= Will be cursed for many generations for their public display of homosexuality.

2)
Saw a scene of lesbian couple "satisfying" each other:
= Have pity on them... : "What a waste for pretty girls to be lesbians...."
Saw a scene of gay couple "satisfying" each other:
= Awarded "The Most Obscene Sight of the Century" straightaway.

3)
A girl acting cute while posing for a photo shot:
= "Wow! You are so photogenic"
A guy acting cute while posing for a photo shot:
= Picture got deleted instantly..... Can't bear the eyesore.

4)
How about a girl becoming a housewife?
= A very noble act of self-sacrifice for the sake of her children.
How about a guy becoming a house"husband"?
= A very "noble" act of "self-sacrifice" by becoming the laughing stock of the community.

5)
A girl come to you in tears...
= "Oh dear! Please tell me what happened...Who dare to hurt such a princess?"
A guy come to you in tears...
= The image of Tanjung Rambutan is hovering your thoughts...

6)
Female rape/sexual abuse victim:
= Will be treated with up most sympathy & care by friends & family.
Male rape/sexual abuse victim:
= "Lu kena rogol ke atau lu yang rogol orang?"

7)
A girl accidentally entered a male toilet:
= "Nevermind, it's OK..."
A guy accidentally entered a female toilet:
= Loud screaming + Slap on the face + Hard lowblow kick on the balls @ "Nutcracker"

8)
When a girl asks for help (the type which actually she can do it by herself easily):
= The people around is really kind & helpful.
When a guy asks for help (the type which he seriously needs some help):
= !#$%^&*()@

9)
A wife wants to have sex with her husband:
= A very sweet romantic night.....
A husband wants to have sex with his wife:
= Ever heard of "suami rogol isteri" case?

10)
A man gets a woman out of deep trouble:
= A heroic act..."We must take care & protect them as they are gentle yet beautiful"
A woman saves a man's ass from deep shit:
= The man will have shits sticking on his ass even deeper after that.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha~amazing...jeremy..AMAZING~ And there's no why...because they simply are facts..Haha~
May

jlwh86 said...

Lolz. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

hahahahah wtf i have no regret to born as a girl after reading it, although period pain sucks

jlwh86 said...

Thanks. Who is "Ugly Betty" anyway?

Anonymous said...

google ugly betty and u'll see my prettiest face and cute teeth wtf =)

Amanda Chung said...

hey ugly betty...i know you right????(nudge nudge)....I never regret born as a girl, but i dun get the help i wanted when i ask for help oso... its not the suppose title...

its like what pretty F can and M cannot

chingZ said...

Dang... zha dou kaw kaw... Hahaha :D Blessed Chinese New Year to you and your family bro! :D